Once upon a time, there was a lonely Tarantula named Tristan. Tristan the Tarantula lived by himself in a lonely village in Scotland. The village was empty and abandoned and Tristan was the only living soul within 1000 miles. Since Tristan first hatched from his egg, he has always been idolizing Spider-Man and always wanted to meet him in person. One day, while he was kissing his Spider-Man poster, he heard on the news that Spider-Man was visiting his city. He got so excited that he ran outside and screamed at the top of his lungs. Spider-Man heard the scream and came running over to help Tristan out. The moment he layed his eyes on Spider-Man, he fainted.
The End
I have never seen a tarantula in Scotland…nor Spider-Man!!! LOL!