Joey’s blogs

If I could have any legal job in the entire world, I would be a McDonalds cashier. There are so many great benefits that I would get from this amazing job and these are the main three. Firstly, I would meet so many new people. I love making friends so this would be a major benefit. Secondly, part of my job allows me to get all the free food that I want. Lastly, it would be very fun if I could yell and make fun of loyal customers. This is because it gives me entertainment and I get paid for it.

This is what I would do if I were invisible for twenty four hours. The first thing that I would do is go to the Rolex store and steal as much as I could carry. This is because those are very expensive watches and they would make me rich. Secondly, I would go to the Lamborghini dealership and drive away in the most expensive car that they have there. Lastly, I will illegally sell all of this stuff online. This will surely make me a millionaire.

Life on an abandoned island is an awesome way to live. Every morning I wake up to the sounds of the tropical birds chirping and the waves crashing. I eat fresh mango on my hammock made out of palm leaves. After breakfast, I swim in the crystal clear ocean and collect sea shells. After that, I eat lunch and take a nap in the hammock. When I wake up, I spear fish in the water in search of dinner. I eventually ketch food and cook it on a fire. After a delicious meal, it’s time to go to bed. I can’t wait to do the same thing again tomorrow.

On a sunny, Saturday afternoon, Christopher was at the Apple Store in search of an iPhone. As he was looking, something else caught his attention. His eyes quickly began gazing upon the most beautiful peace of technology ever created. An Apple Pen. As he reached for the luxurious product, he came across a big problem. The pen was on the top shelf. But thankfully for Christopher, he’s been taking flying classes with his good friend Tina. He soared through the store and was able to grasp it in his hands. But it fell to the ground and broke into a million pieces. Maybe next time he should take levitation classes with Bob and Kevin.

There are a lot of great quotes out there but this is my favorite. “We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.” These are three reasons why I like this quote. Firstly, you can apply it into your school work. This is because when you get lazy and don’t want to do your homework, you can think, “Am I doing the right thing?” Secondly, whenever you try something new and want to quiet, you can always look back to this quote and keep trying your hardest. Lastly, when somebody asks you for help, the easy thing to do would say no but the right thing would be to say yes. So you could really apply this quote into everything that you do.

Somebody I look up to as my hero is Santa Claus. There are a lot of reasons why I admire Santa but here are the three main reasons. For starters, he keeps me honest and kind. This is because he knows everything that you do wrong and will not give you any gifts if you misbehave so you have to be on your best behavior all year long. Secondly, whenever I am sad, I think about giving him big hugs. This always puts me in a better mood. Lastly, he puts everyone in the entire world in a good mood by giving gifts and spreading kindness.

Instead of making a New Year’s resolution, I am going to focus on one word. That word is breakfast. There are a lot of reasons why I chose this word but I will only explain three of them. For starters, after a long night of sleep and nightmares, it’s an awesome experience to wake up to the smell of burnt waffles and freshly squeezed orange juice. Secondly, breakfast is a time for peace and happiness. This is because it helps you take your mind off of everything that has happened in the past. And lastly, I love waking up and spending the morning with my family. It puts me in a great mood for the entire rest of the day.

This month I read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, Written by Jeff Kinney. This book is about a thirteen year old boy named Greg Hefley who wants to go on vacation but his parents don’t have the money. They then find his uncles old R.V and drive it around the country. Throughout there journey, they come across many different challenges and struggles. There are a lot of reasons why I loved reading this book but here is the main reason. This book is action packed and I never knew what would happen next. My favorite character is Greg because he is disturbed. “So when the teenagers arrived, we were ready for them.” This quote shows that he is disturbed and very odd. There are a lot of great quotes throughout this book but my favorite one is when Greg said, “I didn’t feel like getting into an argument with a naked guy.” This quote was silly, weird, and random which makes it a quote that I like.

If I were the principal for the day, this is what I would do. For starters, everyone who gets detention will have to fight in a pit to get out of detention. Secondly, I would relocate the school to a tropical beach in Hawaii. I will use some of the field to make restaurants and stores for supplies and food. Some examples include In-N-Out. Target, and many more. Lastly, PE would be a time where you can surf or learn to surf.

This month I read Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan. This book is about a young boy whose name is Percy Jackson. Percy finds out that he is a half blood. A half blood is a person with one god parent. Zeus’s lightning bolt has been stolen and they are blaming it on Percy. Percy meets friends and goes on a dangerous mission to the underworld to confront Hades of stealing it because that’s who he is convinced stole it. After fighting what seemed like monsters, and talking to Hades, he realized who actually stole it. I really loved this book. There are countless reasons for this, but I am only going to say these ones. Is it action packed. Whenever I’m bored, I can always count on this book to entertain me. It is very exciting. There is a lot going on, and you will never guess what happens next. This book would also be great for any mystery lovers. My favorite character is Annabeth. She is my favorite because she is caring. Pg 298 states, “good dog. Ill come visit you soon, I—I promise.” My favorite quote from the book is, “That three headed dogs prefer reds rubber balls over sticks?” Pg 298. This quote was odd, confusing, and made me laugh. That’s why I love it so much.